I just saw a "coupon" for $30 worth of natural, organic "fruit snacks". Dried fruit isn't fruit snacks. I know what gummy candy posing as "food" looks like and it's not dried fruit ( Read more... )

Since it's been doom and gloom around here lately and a lot of me throwing myself on the floor and being melodramatic I wanted to post some happy positive moments ( Read more... )

Can we talk about how unbelievably hard it is to have kids, work, and write ( Read more... )

Because one baby with a surgery wasn't enough now Seamus needs to have surgery. Pretty common, totally usual surgery, but still ( Read more... )

I hate it when people post, "Why did you...?" questions. It's really hard for me to come up with answers other than, "Because I wanted to ( Read more... )

Dear pleasesuprisemeYou know the way to my heart. Okay, mostly it's between my legs and thrust until we pass out from trying and then do it again, BUT SOMETIMES, it's through the other giant gaping holes in my life. My ears. You have filled them with coppery sex. I in fact probably smell like I'm bleeding out my ear holes, but you know what ( Read more... )

Mike: *tries to insert sonic screw driver in ear, flashes face with green light, looks excited*
Me: *takes sonic screw driver and slides it through my ear no problem while giving him the who's your daddy face mixed with I am not amused*

SO I barely got any sleep last night from the sheer anxiety of today's appointment ( Read more... )